"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!"
queue the epic empire music. Dun dun dun, dun nun nun, dun nun nun. DUN...
Yesterday we went to the store and I dropped her off in front to run in really quick to pick up some items. Here's how the conversation took place.
The Fury Wife:
Can I have your wallet please?
Me:
The Fury Wife:Yea, I suppose.
I feel like I'm a thief who is stealing your wallet.
Me:
You are!
The next day she gives me back my wallet and it's completely empty! Lesson learned, don't give your wife your wallet when it has cards and cash in it.
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