Dirty Politics

The Story.

With Hillary Clinton slipping in the polls, things are getting nasty between her and Obama. Apparently she doesn't realize that the reason why shes' slipping is because of her dirty politics. Well that and she's a flip flopper that will kill this country worse then Bush. The Clinton campaign says it's because of a vast difference in ideas and they think the public should be aware about it. But save that kind of stuff for the debates.

Hillary Clinton:
"I think that I bring unique experience -- 35 years of experience, including the eight years in the White House where I was actively involved in issues both here at home and around the world."

I've been saying it for years! She was the witch that ran the white house. It reminds me of an old joke I was told once:

Bill, Al, and Hillary all die in a plane crash. Upon reaching Heaven, they are escorted as important personages directly to see God. God looks at Bill and asks, "Bill, you've sinned a great deal. Why should I allow you to enter into Heaven?"

"Well, gee, God," replies Bill, "I'm the Pres-ee-dent of the United States. I've been trying to help people - you know give them universal health care and protect them from those mean-spirited Republicans who want to starve their children and throw sick old people out into the street."


God considers this a moment and says, "Oh, okay. Sit over here on my left."

He turns to Al. "Al, why should I let you into Heaven?"

"Well, Lord, I'm the Vice President of the United States. I've tried to protect the environment from abuse by those mean-spirited Republicans and even wrote a very important book about it."

God thinks a moment and says, "All right. Sit over here on my right."

Now, Hillary, tell me why I should let *you* into Heaven."

"Well, God, it's like this. I'm the First Lady, the Co-President and, by the way, I think you're sitting in my seat."


Yea, not the funniest thing, but it makes me giggle and it paints an accurate picture.

When can we get out of the Junior High realm of politics and start acting like adults? I think if we are going to have diry politics, it should be physical, with a wrestling mat, mud and announcers. Let the best *man* win.